it sucks that brushing your teeth is such a miserably bad sensory experience and you just have to do it multiple times every day for the rest of your life. like don’t get me wrong i’m doing it. but i’m miserable and uncomfortable the whole time.
being moderately proficient with computers in the early 2010s was casting a hex on your family to call you sheldon
i got a big bang theory box set and a bazinga t shirt for christmas when i was 16
my dad wanted to get me a psych eval so i could say “im not crazy. my father had me tested.” like sheldon did and after the psych eval they diagnosed me with paranoid schizophrenia
this could be the funniest thing that has happened to anyone ever. my condolences king
the thing I hate the most about the mcu besides all the atrocities is the fact that it means in the mainstream lexicon “marvel” = mcu and not marvel comics. Every time I see that post thats like “I love people who are surprised that there aren’t men kissing in marvel” I go but there Are men kissing in marvel. There Are. I can show you men kissing in marvel if you come down to my cellar
The best thing about that article is that there gets to be a point where you’re like surely. Surely we can’t get sexier and less-martyr-y than this. And that point is about a 3rd of the way through the piece.
For my own amusement, I have included some even sluttier Sebastians found in the most cursory of Google searches:
terrible years really make you understand the point of a new year. i know nothing much will have changed between dec 31 and jan 1, but we need to be able to partition off everything that’s happened to us, we need a moment to say, ‘that’s done, we’re done with it, it’s over’ and have a little hope that the future will be different. we need to be able to stop and take a breath and sing, in the middle of winter, and prepare ourselves for spring.
